Showing posts with label randomness. Show all posts
Showing posts with label randomness. Show all posts

Monday, August 19, 2013

Serials kill me.

I've been learning something about myself recently (though, by recently, I'm pretty sure I mean the past year and a half): I really don't like suspense/guessing.  Surprises are cool; since I don't know they're coming, there's nothing to guess about.  But I really don't like trying to guess what other people are thinking or waiting to see what's going to happen next.  If there's one thing I don't like, it's waiting.  People tell me all the time how patient I am, but I just can't see it, because I HATE waiting.

Anyway, I bring this up because I've spent my 4 empty hours at work (Anyone remember when I was so stressed about not having big enough chunks of time to lesson plan?  Not a problem anymore... too bad I don't really need it anymore) reading up on an experiment that was taking place this Spring.  Basically, these two friends decided to try and get past their extremely opposite dating issues by agreeing to date each other for 40 days.  I started reading it thinking that they had already posted everything, that they had actually been posting daily and I'm just really late to the game.  As it turns out, I'm only slightly late to the game.  They've been posting weekly since the beginning of the summer.


This is incredibly irritating to me.  Usually, I plan to start something I think I'll really like after it's all finished.  For example, while all of you were out watching LOST every week, making sure nothing interfered with that sacred hour of your life, I was at handbell practice (work, as I got older).  Then, that night that you all got upset over the ending, I started on episode one and powered my way through them over the course of three weeks.  Overall, I don't really think it's a healthy habit.  I get addicted to whatever I'm doing, to the point that it affects my dreams.  I once even had trouble remembering which was real and which wasn't.  At least I have that as a cut-off line: Now, if I start dreaming about what I'm doing, I know it's time to pull back.

Anyway, the point of that rather disturbing paragraph is that I'm rather annoyed that I have to wait a couple more weeks to get the end of this encounter.

Have I mentioned that I don't like waiting for things?  Or guessing what's going on?

Yeah.  Serial TV shows were not made for me (or they were... depending on how you look at it).

P.S. 69 Days.

Tuesday, March 12, 2013

SPRING!

Oh my good word, I love spring.  I mean, don't get me wrong, like every good, American-bred teacher, Summer is my favorite season, but since Korea only gets a two-week vacation then (at best) Spring brings with it a certain amount of relief that Summer just doesn't anymore.

With Spring comes warmth.  I feel my perpetual tension headache brought on by the cold of Winter start to relax.  (I can't help tensing up when it's cold.  I know it's horrible for me, but it's a reflex.)

With Spring comes sunlight. A couple years ago, I finally understood why people literally would go out and worship the sun.  That thing is awesome.  Life is so much happier when I can get my Vitamin D from the sunlight and not from pills.  I also greatly prefer being woken up by the sun in the morning than by an alarm.  Yes, I know it makes it harder to sleep in, but I'd rather give that up than have to use an alarm.

With Spring comes dandelions!  They're so much fun!  I get a bunch of wishes!  AND they mean I don't have to buy hay for the rabbit.

With Spring comes a strange desire in me to clean.  Seriously, I am the queen of Spring cleaning.  This past weekend, I rearranged my entire apartment, all the way to moving the rabbit into the bathroom and reassigning various pieces of my furniture to create a desk for myself.  I'm exhausted (Really.  My eyes ache from being open), but it's excellent. Bill and Ted would approve.

With Spring comes my BIRTHDAY!  Birthdays are also excellent... especially mine... which is in Spring... which I love.  What's not to like here?

I could keep going, but I think I've made my point.  Basically, Spring is awesome, and it makes me happy.  Yay!

Wednesday, January 9, 2013

The woes of a type-A over-achiever

Have you ever had that moment when you get stressed out because you don't feel stressed, but you feel like you should?

That's a stressful sentence in and of itself.  Let me break it down for you, because I really want you to understand what I'm saying (not because I'm doubting your intelligence).

Have you ever had that moment when you get stressed out


because you don't feel stressed, 


but you feel like you should?

The Chinese apparently have a word for this (not that that will help you very much, unless you can read Chinese, but I'm reading an article about it right now).  It's the one on the bottom left: 
I tried to find a typed version of it so you could copy-paste it if you wanted, but, as it doesn't really translate into English, it was hard to find an acceptable phrase to type into Google.
***EDIT - Thanks to my friend Eric, I can now give you a copy-pasteable version!: 纠结 ***


Well, all of that is to say, that's what I'm feeling right now.

It's not that I don't have things to do; they just don't seem as important as once they would have, and that's stressing me.  

It's silly, I know.


I'm going through a period of intense change in my life right now.  I, personally, think it's a change for the Good, but I'm rather close to the situation, so that may just be my opinion.  It's making it hard to know what to write about, though, but, as thoughts occur to me, I'll try to write them.

There's not much new happening in Korea for me anymore, either, so that's also cutting down on the blogging front.

I am, however, woefully behind on picture updates.  I'm going to try to get on that soon.  Keep an eye out, and, should you ever think of a topic you want me to have an opinion on, let me know, and then I'll have a blogging topic.  :)

Wednesday, January 2, 2013

2013

Is it just me, or does that number look entirely weird.  Seriously.  Just look at that sucker.    From what I've been able to tell, anything good that happens in a -13 year is a freak anomaly (after 513).  Check this out:

13: Strabo decides the Earth is round.  Seriously?  This guy totally just became one of my heroes.  Also, I downloaded three volumes of his book (which is definitely in the public domain now, meaning that's perfectly legal).
113: The Trojans Emperor Trajan picks a war with Rome without even attempting diplomacy. Okay, so there were a bunch of "Who cares?" things that happened this year, but I just wanted to highlight the sheer stupidity of this move.  Seriously?  You wanted to take on Rome without even saying "Boo?"  No wonder you were named after the Trojans... 
213: Nothing.  Seriously.  Wikipedia only uses 3 bullet points to record the whole thing, and they're even reachign for those.
313: Christian-killing stops being a sport.  Unfortunately, a TON of Chinese royals get killed in a rather gruesome mess and the country ends up with a 13-year-old emperor. 
413: Tax breaks galore and St. Augustine of Hippo gets writing (Dude was one seriously good writer).
513: The Jewish people get their own country (for 7 years) and taxes get lowered in Bithynia (wherever that is...).

And then it all goes downhill.

613: The Byzantine emperor Heraclius marries his niece Martina.  Ew.  Muhammad begins preaching Islam in public.  I'm tempted to just erase this and let it be, because I feel like I'm opening a big can of worms here, but I'm just going to throw it out there that I don't chalk this up to a good thing, because I don't believe that Muhammad was teaching accurately.  Do I respect the guy for jumping in there and doing that? Yes.  Do I think he was right? No.  So I don't count this as a good thing.
713: Giant.  Buddha. This great, big dude started being built in 713.  Personally, I think that's pretty cool, but, you know... when you stop and think about it... idols are idols, and then it's like... Oh...  Well... that's not really all that good, is it?
813: I'm skipping this one. Why?  Because it's boring.  I'm actually working my way backward from 1113 right now, and will probably pick back up when I reach the year 13 or something, but, let's be honest, the records really weren't that good in 3-digit years, so there's not much for me to comment on.
913: A heck of a lot of fighting happens in Africa.  Wikipedia sums it up very succinctly (two sentences, no less - a skimmer's paradise) right here.  Also, one of the shortest papacies began in 913.  Pope Lando ascended.  (Does anyone else picture Lando Calrissian when I talk about this?  Because I do.)
1013: The Jews are expelled from the caliphate of Córdoba. I'm going to go ahead and not remove that link that got pasted over from Wikipedia on this one.  Let's be honest: None of us know what a caliphate is or what Cordoba could potentially be.  Criticize it all you want, but we need Wikipedia on this one.  Why did I copy this over then?  Because  I think it's generally accepted that any time the Jews got expelled from some place, it turned out poorly.  Plus, I don't like the word expelled.  Please remember that I've still spent the vast majority of my life in school, where expulsion = death.
Aug 24, 1113: Geoffrey Plantagenet, France, conquered Normandy on this day in history.  I'm not actually sure this is bad.  I don't know much about the Middle Ages and their politics, but the word Normandy makes my stomach clench, so we're chalking this up to a bad thing.
1213: Genghis Khan.  Dude is pretty cool to think about, but insanely scary in reality.  Plus, he makes me think about Star Trek, and that's really not something I ever appreciate that much.
Aug 13, 1313: Aradia di Toscano, female messianic figure in Italian witchcraft born. Seriously?  She was born on August 13, 1313?  We couldn't have been more original than that?  Next, you're going to tell me it was a Friday, and she had a pet black cat.  (For the record, it was actually a Sunday.)
1413: Henry V becomes the King of England.  Enough said.
1513: Ponce de Leon sights Florida.  But hey, at least Machiavelli is thought to have started distributing The Prince in 1513.  Nevermind its content; I found it an interesting read.
1613: Okay, a lot of really cool stuff happened this year (click on the year to check it out), but I'm going to focus on one that I think everyone my age would easily site as being the most important one: Pocahontas enters the scene.  This sticks out to me because I'm a bit disappointed by the real story.  Apparently, she falls in love with neither of the John Smiths, but rather John Rolfe while she is being held captive (not John).  She converts to Christianity and gives up her princess-ship in favor of adopting the name "Rebecca."  Seriously?  Bummer.
Not this.
This.  Really.  It's disappointing.  I know.
1713: This year is all about Colonel James Moore and the Tuscarora War.  That rhymes.
1813:  We got the Royal Philharmonic Society and Pride and Prejudice.  There were also dragoons (which, sadly, are not to be confused with dragons - I linked it, just in case you live under a rock.) and a bunch more war.
1913: The United States gives itself the right to collect income taxes.  Nevermind that Tasmania had an election or the the Mexican Revolution surges to its climax.  This one really kind of overshadows it all in my mind.


Okay.  I honestly think I deserve some sort of World History credit for that or something.  But, since I'm not in school anymore, I have to tie it in to some sort of moral or something to give meaning to the hour or so I just spent on this, so, here we go:

Can we please do something GOOD with 2013? 
I really feel like these years have gotten a bad reputation.

Monday, November 26, 2012

MOTh: Day 25


3 Gifts Ugly-Beautiful
  1. I'm thankful for Tyra Banks.  Not that she's ugly at all, but she talks about being ugly-beautiful a lot on America's Next Top Model.  Judge me if you'd like, but I really enjoy that show.  Furthermore, I think Tyra is doing wonderful things, especially for young women around the globe.  She's probably the one person on this earth I'd most like to get to know.
  2. I'm thankful for snow.  That stuff makes me feel ugly, but it's really beautiful to look at.  And, even though it makes my face grumpy, my students really like it... so, that's a good thing, I guess.
  3. I'm thankful for the movie Elf, because, even though I'm not a big fan of it, it's going to handle the rest of my classes for a while.  Yay.

Saturday, November 24, 2012

MOTh: Day 22-24


A Gift Grateful
  1. I'm grateful for friends who are experiencing the same things I am and can become a family together for Thanksgiving.
3 Gifts Only in Christ
  1. I'm thankful to be alive.  I know that if it wasn't for Christ, I'd be dead now.  Sometimes I forget, but mostly it shapes everything I do.
  2. I'm thankful for my G-d.  I'm thankful that He loves me.  I'm thankful that he died for me.  I'm thankful that He uses me.  I'm thankful to be His.
  3. I'm thankful for love.  I fully think that the only reason why we can love is because He empowers us to do so.  Maybe He empowers us without us knowing Him, but it's all Him.  It's something only He can do, and I'm grateful for the moments I can tap into that.
3 Gifts Humble
  1. I'm thankful for (humble) pie.  I really like pie.  It's delicious, and I've had a lot of bonding moments over pie.
  2. I'm thankful for the Humbles, who I met at Trevecca.  In reality, we barely know each other, but I often think about them.  Sometimes they pop up on my Skype, because Emily was willing to talk to me about living abroad before I moved to Korea.  I barely know them, but they have blessed me.
  3. I'm thankful for bumble bees.  They're not really humble, but I can't say that word without thinking "bumble."  I'm rather nervous of bumble bees, but they allow for things like flowers.  And other bees make honey.  So, really, bees are pretty awesome.

Tuesday, November 20, 2012

Thursday, November 8, 2012

MOTh: Day 7


3 Gifts From Your Window
I love my window, so don't let the length of this post through you off.

  1. I'm thankful for my AMAZING view.  Honestly, the only person who has a better one is Kris.

Just look at that.  Gorgeous, and it's even better at night.
2. I'm thankful for the massive size of my window.  My window pretty much takes up my whole back wall of my apartment.  I adore that.  I adore that I look up and see this whole magnificent view, no matter where I am in my apartment. 

3. I'm thankful for screen that can be pulled down to cover my window.  It keeps all the buggies out and I can appreciate the fresh air whenever I want.  It's absolutely wonderful.

So yes, short, sweet, and to the point, but it all was actually about my physical window, so I think that you can understand how much I like that particular feature of my apartment.  :)

Tuesday, October 23, 2012

Well, I've been brainwashed.

It's true, I have.  I went to a recital tonight, and, while I was there, I was overwhelmed with the urge to write a review of the event, as I had to do in college for my listening credit hours, which I generally tried to meld with my recital credits, when possible.  As a result, I have a couple of notebook pages worth of a paper, and no on to whom I should give it.  So, although you can't give me college credit for it, I'm going to share my "assignment" with you.

First, the program, which you need as proof of my attendance:

Then, my review (It may be a little disjointed, as, since none of you can give me any kind of grade for this that will affect my future, I'm only typing out for you what I wrote at the recital and not editing it much at all):

The program opened with an elegantly dressed violinist playing Vittorio Monti's "Csardas," which had me utterly captivated  by its haunting melody, that is, until we got to about the halfway part.  Upon hearing the change to a section done entirely in harmonics, I became quite convinced of his insanity.  The only question that was left for me to debate was whether or not the violinist could qualify as more insane than Monti, as she willingly selected and practiced this monster of a piece for hours on end, somehow conquering it, and making it through the piece with only the harmonic section giving her any grief, as it would anyone.

I must say, I was disappointed in Korea's apparent constant need for electronic "enhancements."  While the reverb added by the sound technicians was esthetically pleasing, for the hall was somewhat lacking by way of acoustics, the coast was found in blocking the faces of the performers with a microphone.  It is rare indeed that a classical performer actually needs one, and many of them were actually backing far away from it, so its presence was rather a frustration for me more than anything else.

The appropriate attire for accompanists seemed to be a matter on which Korean and American cultures also differ.  The many hot pink gowns that flowed over the piano bench often not so much as took away my attention from the performer at hand as they screamed for it, occasionally seeming to grab me bodily and turn me toward themselves.  Add to that sequins, multi-colored skirts, and yellow tule, and you have a sure-fire recipe for culture shock.  Luckily, G-d invented eyelids to be closed, and close mine did, allowing for my renewed focus on the upstaged performer.

And then came the Schubert, the hope of which had been sustaining me since the moment I heard of this event.  It brought with it, of course, another hot pink gown, but it was at least worn by the soprano, 신정헤, this time, so all attention was forcibly placed on the correct person, and, oh my, was it due.  This woman was the possessor of the single largest voice I have ever had the pleasure to hear live in my life.  She was obviously singing with only a fraction of what she could, making it look and sound as easy as if a child, fresh out of the womb could sing Schubert.  The only hint of nerves to be found showed itself only in her hands  which balled themselves into fists or stretched into other odd contortions when she was resting for long passages.

To my pleasure, the first half ended with a Baritone aria from Verdi's Attila.  While I have no great love for Italian (as I do for German), Verdi does hold a special place in my heart.  Furthermore, Baritones rarely fail to steal away my breath, and 박재명 was no exception.  His luscious tones filled the room in a nature most counterintuitive to his stiff mannerisms on stage. In spite of that, it was a satisfying end of half, and I felt somewhat warmed, a feat, as I'm almost positive the auditorium remained unheated tonight, thus proving the extreme welcome of the velvet blanket his tone and timbre cast over me, if only for a moment.

After the intermission, I began to wonder if I had  perhaps missed a theme, as, yet again, a hot pink dress walked across the stage, this time adorning the body of a solo pianist, 박유선.  She was no David Finney, my accompanist in college (nor will anyone ever be, is I allow my very biased opinion be known), but so far as I could tell, she was very good.  However, as my piano training ended in the seventh grade, I can't pretend that I'm a very good judge.  I can tell you, however, that she was both pleasing to listen to and watch, which is an accomplishment, as many musicians get carried away on the ocean waves of their music, consequently causing seasickness in their poor listeners/viewers.  Luckily, that was no the case in this instance.

I was disappointed in the omission of the promised "O mio babbino caro" from the program that was originally advertised, a disappointment further hightened by a severe lack of recital training of my fellow audience members.  Although I loathed the time we spent officially learning it in university, I'm now extremely grateful.

[As the cold set in still deeper, I found myself writing less (and what I did write got severely edited), as the cold tends to shorten my temper and sharpen my pen, so much of the second half is missing from my recounting, I did leave alone my commentary on the finale.]

Nothing less than cuteness shone though in the finale, Galop March for 1 Piano, 8 Hands by A.J. Lavignac, which was a little sad, or perhaps impressive, since there was an immense amount of talent on the stage as several of the evening's accompanists performed together.  They were truly charming, and would have left the evening feeling nothing more than adorable, had there not been another performance unmentioned in the program.  All of the evening's performers found their ways back on the stage to sing and ballroom dance their ways through one final piece eluding to days long past, and, somehow, convince the hear that we may not have come out entirely on top for their loss.

All in all, it was a delightful evening, and I would gladly attend any other put together by the lady and organizer of the event, 강성애, although, preferably, with a working heating system or heavier coat.

Me, the program, and my writing


Wednesday, October 17, 2012

Want to Keep Ahead of the K-Pop Craze?

Okay, so, maybe I'm exaggerating.  This video probably isn't going to catch on in America like Psy's Gangnam Style did.  BUT, I do want to point out that musicians in Korea (like the rest of the world, really) are on the cutting edge and pushing the envelope.  Today, I want to bring you Miss A's "I Don't Need a Man."  In Korean culture, women are expected to live with their parents until they are about 30, spending all of their money on designer-label clothing and accessories, then get married to a man who has likewise been living with his parents, but saving his money in order to afford an apartment for him and his future wife.  The woman will then (most likely) quit her job and start having children, while the man works to provide for their designer-label habits.  It's an intense cycle, but so accepted that I created quite a stir when I told my Korean counterparts that I hadn't lived with my parents since I was 18.  That being said, I invite you to hear about this idea from the insiders, and their radical alternative option:


[ROMANIZATION][TRANSLATION]
This is for all the independent ladies 
Let’s go
naneun namja eobsi jal sara 
geureoni jasini eobseu myeon 
nae gyeote ojireul ma 
naneun hamburo nal an para 
waenya myeon nan 
I don’t need a man I don’t need a man (What?) 
I don’t need a man I don’t need a man (jinjja) 
I don’t need a man I don’t need a man (jeongmal) 
I don’t need a man I don’t need a man 
naneun namja eobsi jal jal sara
nae doneuro bangse da nae 
meoggo sipeun geo sa meoggo otdo sa ibgo 
chung bun hajin anhjiman manjoghal jul ara 
geuraeseo nan nareul saranghae (hey)
bumo nimui yongdon nae don cheoreom 
sseugo sipji anha naiga manha 
son beolliji anhneun ge dang yeonhan geo anya 
geureseo nan naega tteot tteotae (hey)
Boy don’t say 
naega chaeng gyeo julge naega akkyeo julge No No 
Boy don’t play 
jinji hage ol ge animyeon
naneun namja eobsi jal sara 
geureoni jasini eobseu myeon 
nae gyeote ojireul ma 
naneun hamburo nal an para 
waenya myeon nan 
I don’t need a man I don’t need a man (What?) 
I don’t need a man I don’t need a man (jinjja) 
I don’t need a man I don’t need a man (jeongmal) 
I don’t need a man I don’t need a man 
naneun namja eobsi jal jal sara
jalnan cheneun andwae ttan deseo neun 
tonghalji mollado neo mankeum nado 
jalnajin anhat jiman jasin gameun neomchyeo 
geuraeseo nan nareul saranghae (hey)
nae himeuro salge ttan ae cheoreom 
bumonim jal manna namja jal manna 
pyeon hage saneun geo gwansimi eobseo 
geuraeseo nan naega tteot tteotae (hey)
Boy don’t say 
naega neoui mirae nareul midgo gidae No No 
Boy don’t play 
nareul jonjung hal ge animyeon
naneun namja eobsi jal sara 
geureoni jasini eobseu myeon 
nae gyeote ojireul ma 
naneun hamburo nal an para 
waenya myeon nan 
I don’t need a man I don’t need a man (What?) 
I don’t need a man I don’t need a man (jinjja) 
I don’t need a man I don’t need a man (jeongmal) 
I don’t need a man I don’t need a man 
naneun namja eobsi jal jal sara
maeil achim il jjig ireon aseo 
haru jongil bappaseo 
bab han kki jedaero mot meogeo 
hajiman naega johaseo han iriya doniya 
jag jiman da nae ttamiya 
namja chinguga sa jun banji aniya 
nae cha nae ot naega beoreoseo san geoya 
jeoggeum neohgo bumonim yongdon 
deurigo naseo san geoya 
namja midgo nolda namja tteona myeon 
eotteokal geoya 
ireon naega bureowo? 
bureou myeon jin geoya
naneun namja eobsi jal sara 
geureoni jasini eobseu myeon 
nae gyeote ojireul ma 
naneun hamburo nal an para 
waenya myeon nan 
I don’t need a man I don’t need a man (What?) 
I don’t need a man I don’t need a man (jinjja) 
I don’t need a man I don’t need a man (jeongmal) 
I don’t need a man I don’t need a man 
naneun namja eobsi jal jal sara
This is for all the independent ladies
Let’s go
I can be good without a man
So don’t come by me 
if you are not sure
I don’t sell myself to anyone
Because 
I don’t need a man I don’t need a man (what?)
I don’t need a man I don’t need a man (really?)
I don’t need a man I don’t need a man (truly)
I don’t need a man I don’t need a man
I can be good without a man
I paid all the rent
All the food and all the clothing with my money
It’s not enough but I’m satisfied
That’s why I love myself (hey)
I don’t wanna spend my parents’ money
As if it’s mine and I’m old enough
I shouldn’t ask for it to them
That’s why I feel honorable (hey)
Boy don’t say
I’ll take care of you I’ll care for you No No
Boy don’t play
If you’re not serious
I can be good without a man
So don’t come by me 
if you are not sure
I don’t sell myself to anyone
Because 
I don’t need a man I don’t need a man (what?)
I don’t need a man I don’t need a man (really?)
I don’t need a man I don’t need a man (truly)
I don’t need a man I don’t need a man
I can be good without a man
Don’t put on airs It might work
Somewhere else but I’m full of confidence
As much as you’re tough I’m not good enough
That’s why I love myself (hey)
I’m gonna live for myself I don’t care about living a good life
Like other kids do with rich parents and a rich man
Living a comfy life
That’s why I feel honorable (hey)
Boy don’t say
I’m your future belive and rely on me No No
Boy don’t play
If you’re not gonna respect me
I can be good without a man
So don’t come by me 
if you are not sure
I don’t sell myself to anyone
Because 
I don’t need a man I don’t need a man (what?)
I don’t need a man I don’t need a man (really?)
I don’t need a man I don’t need a man (truly)
I don’t need a man I don’t need a man
I can be good without a man
I wake up every morning
Have a busy day
And don’t have time 
to have one good meal
But I started it because I liked it 
It’s not a good pay but it’s all my sweat
It’s not a ring my boyfriend gave to me
My car, my clothe, all I paid for them
I bought them after installment savings 
and giving money to my parents
What if the man leaves you when you trust him?
Do you envy me?
Then you lost
I can be good without a man
So don’t come by me 
if you are not sure
I don’t sell myself to anyone
Because 
I don’t need a man I don’t need a man (what?)
I don’t need a man I don’t need a man (really?)
I don’t need a man I don’t need a man (truly)
I don’t need a man I don’t need a man
I can be good without a man

Composition: J.Y. Park “The Asiansoul”
Lyrics: J.Y. Park “The Asiansoul”
Arrangement: 홍지상, J.Y. Park “The Asiansoul”
Korean: music.daum
Translation: miss A YouTube Channel
Romanization: KyungMi at kromanized
credit if you use!

So, what do you think?  Will they make a difference?  Should they even be trying to make a difference?  Is it right for Korean young people to be beginning to abandon Korean traditional culture in favor of a more Westernized one?  Miss A is not by far one of the most popular K-Pop bands, I feel confident in saying, as I teach middle school, and I'd never heard of them before my friend posted this song to Facebook, so I'm not sure that all this debate really matters but so much.  But, personally, I'm all for this move of theirs.

Until next time, my politics-plagued friends.
Love,
Anne

Monday, September 24, 2012

Does this dialogue bother anyone else?

Sometimes, there are things that come up that really bother me to teach.  There's nothing I can do about it, though.  For example, I have to play this dialogue for my students this week.  It's a listening thing, so I'm hoping that they'll miss the finer points and not realize how bad it is.  Ugh.  I grit my teeth every time.

What do you think?
Uncle John: Is that you, Yujin?
Yujin: Yes, it's me.  Nice to see you again, Uncle John.
UJ: Me, too.  How was the train ride?
Y: It was OK.  It only took two hours.
UJ: That bag is heavy, isn't it?
Y: Well, just a little.
UJ: Let me help it.
Y: OK.  Thanks.
UJ: Don't mention it.
Am I a freak for letting that get to me?

Friday, September 14, 2012

A Poem

Fall

Cool weather kisses my arms
My legs are warmed by boots that hug them close
Sweaters and scarves are draped over my frame

The sun is going to sleep earlier
The moon is staying up later
The skies are bluer
The clouds are fuller

Spices waft on the breeze
Across fields of pumpkins and squash
Eager to make their ways to the table

Grass is fading
Trees are changing

Mrphumph adnum mrphumpuh

Sorry, Fall just shoved its hands down my air passages.

Someone send me some
Dayquil,
Musinex,
And/or some antihistamines?

Please?

Open them first
So the authorities don't confiscate them
For personal use.

Sunday, September 9, 2012

Sunday Funnies: The Lack of Time-Continuity

This week's Captain Bob is inspired by my beautiful cousin Becky and her early start on her Christmas music. :)


<<The last adventure || The next adventure>>

Wednesday, September 5, 2012

Of course this would happen this year.


I'm exhasperated - it had to be this year, didn't it? -  but, nonetheless,


LET'S GO O'S!!!

I've been a devoted fan since high school, and, as such, I'm very seriously considering turning up Stateside if the O's go all the way.  

Anne and the O's through the Ages





And, one more time, for good measure:

LET'S GO'S!!!

Sunday, August 26, 2012

Send me mail!

Clearly, I respond.  I'm not guaranteeing promptness, though.


Anne Nicole Royster 
SPECIAL DISTRICT OF INTERNATIONAL EDUCATION 
Korea Nazarene University (Attn. Jenny Kim) 
#115 Faith Hall (Miteumgwan) 
456 Ssangyong-Dong Seobukgu Cheonan City Choongnam 
331 718 South Korea 

Wednesday, August 1, 2012

Things that make me happy (in no particular order)


  • Pie
  • When things unexpectedly glow in the dark
  • A good hair day
  • Neon yellow clothing that looks good
  • Neon yellow nail polish
  • Oreos
  • Letters from friends
  • When someone calls me or messages me from the States
  • Seeing G-d at work
  • A really smart plot twist in a book or movie
  • When someone is willing to extend a joke with me
  • Coconuts
  • Elephants, giraffes, Orcas, and (most importantly) penguins
  • Dark chocolate in the 70-something percent range
  • Tickets to see the Orioles play, preferably at Camden yards against the Yankees
  • The Olympics
  • "Who Says," by John Mayer
  • Out-arguing someone
  • Double-wrapped Reese's
  • Orion the constellation
  • BatMoth
  • Superhero movies the stick to the comics
  • The giant-funnel water slides
  • Getting another stamp in my passport
  • Buying cute clothes for next to nothing
  • Finding that clothes fit better in the next size down
  • Finding people who will disregard disapproving stares with me
  • Soft T-shirts
  • Harry Potter
  • Mashed sweet potatoes
That's what I've got for you now.  What's your off-the-top of your head list?