Okay, I know I've been out of touch with all of you, but that's because MY FAMILY CAME TO VISIT ME!!! (And they don't like it when I advertise that they're not in their home for extended periods of time.) So I promise to fill you in on the highlights... I may bombard you right now, or I may spread it out. I'm really that indecisive right now, so I can't give you a more definite answer.
Until then, I'm going to give you this lovely video, highlighting 2011, proof that I survived the whole thing: